It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
Harry Potter cast “sings” We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” by Taylor Swift
THIS IS THE BEST THING I ACTUALLY CRIED LAUGHING HELP
Yo I don’t even care if 97.3845% of the stories on here are made up y’all are creative as fuck and have me laughing more than anyone irl A+++ job keep on lying and doing your thing
A clock that writes the time.
This is so unnecessary I’ll take 20
That’s just fucked up.
There are two people you’ll meet in your life. One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest. The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most. You will meet these two people; it is a given. It is the third that you’ll never see coming. That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book.
and here is my new anthem loves
Take me camping, or just somewhere in nature away from everyone. Lets explore the night sky and each others souls. Talk about our demons, and how bright the stars are, talk about how we got to where we are.
10 minutes for an amazing life lesson