zebablah:

is this snake fucking serious 
like was that actually fucking necessary 

zebablah:

is this snake fucking serious 

like was that actually fucking necessary 

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: CatDog

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: CatDog

cerebralzero:

rainbowclutter:

These are the victims of the May 23, 2014 Isla Vista, CA killings. They’ll receive too little face time for their loss.

These are the people who should be remembered
The shooter should be forgotten

cerebralzero:

rainbowclutter:

These are the victims of the May 23, 2014 Isla Vista, CA killings. They’ll receive too little face time for their loss.

These are the people who should be remembered

The shooter should be forgotten

"What happens between us, stays between us. Simple as that." (via 8burnsr3d)

(Source: outdoormagic)

"Anybody can look at a pretty girl and see a pretty girl. An artist can look at a pretty girl and see the old woman she will become. A better artist can look at an old woman and see the pretty girl that she used to be. But a great artist-a master-and that is what Auguste Rodin was-can look at an old woman, protray her exactly as she is…and force the viewer to see the pretty girl she used to be…and more than that, he can make anyone with the sensitivity of an armadillo, or even you, see that this lovely young girl is still alive, not old and ugly at all, but simply prisoned inside her ruined body. He can make you feel the quiet, endless tragedy that there was never a girl born who ever grew older than eighteen in her heart…no matter what the merciless hours have done to her. Look at her, Ben. Growing old doesn’t matter to you and me; we were never meant to be admired-but it does to them." Robert A. Heinlein (via realizes)

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

vaginal-kimchi:

t-jumblr:

knottedodyssey:

I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT MY BIBLE AND I FOUND THE MOST HILARIOUSLY PETULANT PARABLE

image

jesus is PISSED

it’s not FIG SEASON

he’s PREPARING TO DIE

so he curses a fucking tree.

you child.

Go home Jesus. You’re drunk.

maybe all this time the saying is god hates FIGS

(Source: cherrybam)

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

(Source: cornerofyourmum)

"I didn’t fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we’d choose anyway. And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you." (via suchvodka)

(Source: aknai)

Anonymous said: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

uoa:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

mutualize:

killkittenkill:

why am I laughing so hard

"Show me your pussy"

mutualize:

killkittenkill:

why am I laughing so hard

"Show me your pussy"

(Source: wtbw)

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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