is this snake fucking serious
like was that actually fucking necessary
Today’s Gender of the Day is: CatDog
These are the victims of the May 23, 2014 Isla Vista, CA killings. They’ll receive too little face time for their loss.
These are the people who should be remembered
The shooter should be forgotten
u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT MY BIBLE AND I FOUND THE MOST HILARIOUSLY PETULANT PARABLE
jesus is PISSED
it’s not FIG SEASON
he’s PREPARING TO DIE
so he curses a fucking tree.
Go home Jesus. You’re drunk.
maybe all this time the saying is god hates FIGS
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
Anonymous said: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?
life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated
why am I laughing so hard
"Show me your pussy"
black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment